Entertainment Disclaimer

DRAFT — FOR ATTORNEY REVIEW. This document is a working draft prepared for New Faction Inc d/b/a Madam Vortex and must be reviewed by qualified legal counsel before public launch.

Madam Vortex is a fictional character. MadamVortex.com, operated by New Faction Inc d/b/a Madam Vortex, is an entertainment website in the tradition of boardwalk fortune-telling machines and late-night TV mystics — an affectionate, theatrical fiction.

ALL EXPERIENCES, READINGS, REPORTS, CEREMONIES, CERTIFICATES, AND FORTUNES SOLD OR DISPLAYED ON THIS SITE ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. They are not psychic services, do not predict the future, do not detect spirits or curses, and have no factual, scientific, or supernatural basis.

Responses may be generated or assisted by automated systems, including artificial intelligence, working from creative templates written by our team. No human or machine involved in this service can see your future. (If one ever can, we will update this page immediately and with great excitement.)

Nothing on this site constitutes medical, psychological, financial, legal, or relationship advice. If you are facing a real problem, please consult a qualified professional. If you are in crisis, contact your local emergency services or a crisis line such as 988 (US).

By purchasing, you acknowledge that you are buying a piece of personalized entertainment fiction — a collectible artifact from a stranger, kinder timeline. Enjoy it in that spirit.