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VHS Future Report
Your future, recovered from a tape that hasn't been recorded yet.
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Dream Decoder
Feed the vortex your strangest dream. Receive the decoded truth.
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Two names enter the vortex. One compatibility dossier leaves.
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That lamp is looking at you. Find out why.
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Past Life File
Your previous incarnation, declassified at last.
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Minor hexes lifted while you wait.
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